We ARE:
-Looking for a decent workout
-Looking to improve skills
-Looking to enjoy the camaraderie of team sports
-Low/No contact
-Trying not to get injured
-Adults, preferably over 30
-In Brooklyn
-NOT for advanced/college level
-NOT competitive
-NOT for beginners
-NOT mean
PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOUR FIRST GAME WITH US IS CONSIDERED A TRYOUT!!!
If you were a good player back in the day but haven't played in a while, we are probably a good group for you to join. However, if you are completely out of shape, you should start with a beginner group to get some conditioning back.
If you played in college but aren't what you used to be and would like something more laid-back, come check us out.
We welcome more advanced players who want to get more time on the ball than in a quicker game--as long as you contribute to your whole team's passing game as much as you take. (In other words, don't be a ball hog.)
If you are not sure if your skill level matches our group, come for a tryout and see if you are a good fit. We are trying to find a balance for skilled players who can't do competitive leagues (injuries, fitness levels, attitude (lol), etc), but find it frustrating to play with people who do not have the skills or experience to maintain possession.
PLEASE BE AWARE THAT YOUR FIRST GAME WITH US IS CONSIDERED A TRYOUT!!!
We do discriminate based on skill level/presence on the ball and speed. We're NOT looking for speed demons. And just overall fit with our skill level as a group.
If you are:
Not that skilled but make up for it with speed
Young
Filled with enthusiasm and have a joie de vivre
We are not interested in you. You're probably a lovely person but swipe left and go find other young people to cavort with.
And not end this on a cynical note. If you fit our description you've basically just won the jackpot -- we're a fantastic group of people who enjoy playing soccer, laughing and hanging out with each other. Like all good relationships, it takes some effort to have a really good experience. We make that effort. And we have a f\*cking good experience.