Better to go 1-7 in AA than 8-0 in A.

As James “Jimothy” Camp once said: “I pickle the ball”

Victory will not be when I write the best review. Victory will be when none follow.

A wise man once said “I got my toes in the water, toes in the sand.”

I'm like Neo but when Morpheus is beating the absolute piss out of him.

They didn’t have YuGiOh dueling, but I draw Pot of Greed better than Yugi Moto himself. (It lets me draw two cards.)