I'm like Neo but right after he's unplugged from the big fishtank.

As James “Jimothy” Camp once said: “I pickle the ball”

Victory will not be when I write the best review. Victory will be when none follow.

I'm like Neo but at the very beginning when he is still in The Matrix and just sitting at his computer.

I'm like Neo but when Morpheus is beating the absolute piss out of him.

They didn’t have YuGiOh dueling, but I draw Pot of Greed better than Yugi Moto himself. (It lets me draw two cards.)